Matt, from thechurchofnopeople.com put up a very funny post on how to write the best Christian dating ad on the blog StuffChristiansLike. If you don’t read SCL, you should definitely check it out – very funny blog!
Here is a snippet:
Why should you not list any other interests [in your Christian dating sire profile]? Because any real Christian will see right through to your worldliness:
Jazz Music: That’s baby-making music. How do you know about that anyway?
Television: It’s just sex and violence.
Cars: Jesus didn’t have a car.
Football: Way too much butt slapping.
The stock market: Better to store up treasures in heaven.
There you have it, a complete Christian dating profile. Take my advice, and you will be a steaming chunk of sexy Christian temptation. Anyone fortunate enough to see your profile will be overtaken by a fit of smoldering passion and desire to read The Five Love Languages with you, participate in several weeks pre-marital counseling, get married, and settle down into a nice quiet Christian life. That’s hot!